Take That Pete

Not really sure who this Pete character is, but he's got some okay friends. For one, they're Steelers fans and they're helpful enough to let him know his team, the Jets, blows elephant cock.

I'm all for ripping on Mangina's man boobs and generally calling the Jets gay, but comparing Chad Pennington to Kordell? C'mon now. If anything, he has the noodle arm of Mike Tomczak mixed with the accurate passing - except when it counts - of Neil O'Donnell. See, O'Donnell: There's a quarterback Steelers and Jets fans can agree to hate.