Maybe I'll End Up Starting for the Steelers Tomorrow

Now Polamalu's status is in doubt for tomorrow's game. If you'll recall - and if you're like me, you probably don't want to - he was the only Steeler making any stops against Jacksonville in the first contest.

If I have to listen through three hours of Madden blubbering about what a unheralded, tough team Jacksonville has while they're pummeling a depleted Steelers defense, I'm going to start randomly swinging at TV, until I have several of them skewered on each arm. That might up by bar tab a bit.

Oh yes, and Allen Rossum is still hurt, and because Willie Reid is a fumbletastic bust, the Steelers might end up using starting running back Najeh Davenport as a kick returner. Because apparently Cedrick Wilson is just too important to do such things. Wouldn't want to lose a receiver who never gets open.

But...uh...yeah...something positive and such.

UPDATE: Nevermind. Polamalu practiced and expects to play. I take it all back. IIIIII'VVVVEEE GOT A FFFEEEEEELLIIINNNNGGGG...


Hooks Orpik said...

And to think, up until this morning I was still deciding whether to drink hard liquor or just beer for this game...

Maybe this just looks so much like an impending loss that it's setting the stage for an improbable win. Yeah, that's it.

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

This is the kind of game the Steelers win. They're going to fucking drive those foul beasts back into the abyss from which they came. Fuck Jackson-vile.

Hooks Orpik said...

I think I've been in DC too long, I just had a revelation:

About 2 weeks ago everyone wrote the Penguins off for death when they were about .500 and down to starting their 3rd string goalie who didn't belong on the roster....Since then they've rattled off 5 straight wins. (including one against a team from Boston!)

Is it more than a coincidence to think the Steelers are down to, their 3rd string left tackle?

Further, if you reverse Sidney Crosby's number you get 78, one less than Trai Essex's jersey!

It's a sign from God, you guys, we're being watched over!!!!!

/skins mentality

Cotter said...

As Walter Sobchak would say - "you cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament dude."

Go Stillers!

Anonymous said...

Right On Joey Porter's Pit Bulls. The Steeler Nation WILL RISE TOMORROW and the Steelrs will bring home the W. Why CAUSE THATS HOW WE STEELER FANS ROLL? FUCK fred taylor and the JAX Jaguars. Tomorrow you get rolled.