"Slash" Horror?

"My favorite part is the showers..."

During a recent interview granted to the venerable sports medium jocklife.com, Kordell Stewart let slip that he is indeed wanting to return to the NFL. Now, I realize that the economy is down a bit and people are looking to alternative vocations to augment their respective incomes, but what color is the sky in this guy's world?
Just because 1/2 the teams in the NFL are dealing with QB pergatory doesn't mean they'll all head to shitty public golf courses everywhere to find scrap-heap (sexually vigilant) signal-callers. Perhaps the most upsetting thing about all this: if he comes back he won't have most recently played for the Ravens...

1 comment:

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

What could possibly go wrong?