So I says to him, I says, "You would never see Clementy's Porto Reekin ass getting sacked and throwin into double fuckin coverage. N'ats when it hit me: Greatest Idea Ever. Somebody should take da greatest fielder ever to roam the hallowed grounds of Forbes and Three Rivers and put his name on a Stiller Jersey. I'm wearin this shit ALL YEAR - can't wait to see everyone at Saturday Mass' reaction: EPIC. Fuckin'A. Next, I'm thinkin a takin my ol' Faneca 66 and puttin Lemieux onna back..."