12.15.2008

Someone Put Sour Grapes in Ray Lewis' Prison Wine


"All game they didn't make plays,'' Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis said. ''One drive they did."

There's some truth to that, Ray-Ray. Except that one drive was a 92-yard march when all your overrated defense had to do was get one stop and they would have had themselves a victory. How did it feel to get blocked straight-up by Willie Parker in the first quarter? How did it feel to whiff on a bunch of tackles on him in the second half? Probably not as good as it feels to stab people.

Must also suck that the player who you put a bounty on went for over 100 yards on your team. In the biggest game of the year.

Get sodomized by a chainsaw.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was at the game yesterday. What a wonderful feeling leaving the stadium and having baltimore fans explain the rules to me. eat shit baltimore

tecmo said...

I woulda went with:

Get chainsawed by a sodomizer

but that's just me.

What a win.

Anonymous said...

suck a dick, you faggot fucking steeler fan pussy-fart smelling asshole cockroach fucktards

Anonymous said...

Awwww, the poor wittle Baltimore fan got so upset that he had to find a Steelers blog to shit all over. Have a merry Christmas trying to guarantee a wild card spot!

tecmo said...

I like the "cockroach" part. Fitting that you'd call us something that will be alive after you're long dead. Kinda like the Steelers clincing a first round bye while you're not even assured of a playoff spot.

Classic.

Paul said...

Classic. Well done Ape.

ladi_izz said...

You never cease to amaze me, Ape. Well done, indeed.

Anonymous said...

wow, you're pathetic

Christmas Ape said...

That stings, anonymous commenting person.

Roach said...

Every Ravens fan who wants to bitch and moan over the "controversial" replay (it was a touchdown) needs to get the cocks out of their mouths and worry about the rest of the season, cuz they haven't reached the playoffs yet.

The Steelers, on the other hand, have.

Spatula said...

As I understand "Anonymous's" logic, Steelers fans suck because we're happy our teams won? Ravens fans must be urtards, the progenitors of all assholes.

Chris said...

1. Get over yourselves. You would be just as furious about that "touchdown" if the roles were reversed.

2. The "murderer" thing...get a new joke. The fact is you would give your left nut to have Ray on your team.

3. The "bounty" thing...get a new joke. The fact is we would give our left nut to have Hines on our team.

4. We have had two very good games this year. These two teams are the only competition in this division. We should both be happy with the fact we can't be called "paper" anything.

5. 5 rings in 75 years...that's impressive. Let's compare our numbers 62 years from now and we'll see how many championships we have then.

Spatula said...

See, parents, this is why you shouldn't allow your mentally challenged third grader access to the internet.

Christmas Ape said...

Here's a new joke:

Knock knock.

Steelers win.

Get it?

Christmas Ape said...

5. 5 rings in 75 years...that's impressive. Let's compare our numbers 62 years from now and we'll see how many championships we have then.

No one can go 62 years in Baltimore without getting shot.

tecmo said...

Did you hear Ray Lewis stabbed someone to death? I know, right?