HOW DO?
Dem Chargers snuck up on dem Yonkos aught in Denver and then gave Indy da boot Sundy! Yoi! Dat little fella they got, Sproles, sure can move it, you betcha! Not like Bussy, he dances all around da place.
Hmmm-hah! What a matchup we got this Sundy! My Picksburgh Stillers’ first playoff game since I went to da big Cabana in da sky!
Big Ben’s cranium better be ready to roll against yinz’ D, but I’m more worried about that fella they got at Quarterback, Zounds! The 4th “River” in da burgh Sundy, I hope he don’t do us zaksame as Humpfreeze did back in ’94, Double-Yoi! But we got a helluva D of our own to get at him with, yike the Blitzburgh of old. Harrison, Foote, Farrior, Troy and the boys'll keep'em running scared.
Okel-dokel, time for Cope’s “Key Matchups”:
1. Pressure: Charger O-line vs. Stillers’ secondary
2. Health: Who doesn’t get put on their keister too much
3. Ground Games: Running Backs vs. Heinz’s Soup
4. Special teams: San Diego’s top ranked Punter vs. Stillers’ top ranked coverage
Gadzooks, I think it’s gonna be a close one, da Terrible Towels’ll be aught flying yike crazy! Cope-ra-scope says 24-13, Stillers!
I DO think the Stillers have the edge on accant a da weather It’s gonna be a cold one, good luck keepin your Keelbossies warm.
Bye Now,
Myron
UPDATE: Charger's leading wide receiver Vinny Jackson has been arrested on suspicion of DUI. Mryon says, "Everyone needs an IRN now and den, yeesh."
15 comments:
Hilarious.
Our morning radio guy, Scott Kaplan, went to Pitt and he was doin his impersonation of the accent this morning. Too funny.
I will stick by my original prediction of a 6-5 final or an out of hand score would be 23-21...whoever has the ball last.
San Diego might win, but their defense isn't holding anybody to five or six points on the road.
Damn, I enjoyed that. Ape, you are a master of dialect. I stand in awe.
Ape +10,000
Transfer that 10,000 to Dixie.
Nice job. Until I read this, I had forgotten how much I miss ol' Myron.
LOVE AND MISS MYRON SO MUCH.
Hmm-ha! Well done.
"And for those of you playing the Myron Cope drinking game... yoi, yoi, double yoi, yoi!"
--MC
I used to love listening to "Cope's Cabana" while stuck bumper-to-bumper. He was a straight shooter and broke down games long before NFL Tonight or even Sportscenter.
man, makes me realize how much I took Myron's commentary for granted. I've got my Terrible Towel poised to strike!
My all time favorite cope was"if the stillers wanna go to the super bowl they need to score touchdowns" indeed sir, indeed
Steelers games just aren't the same. I miss hearing him call a game. Nothing was better than syncing the TV/DVR with the radio.
My observational skills are obviously lacking. Dixie, take the 10,000, and tack on an extra 250 for your trouble.
while reading this i felt like i was listening to the man.
great reference to cope's cabana...the intro song to that show was awesome.
Thank you. That was awesome. I miss hearing Cope call games. Outside of a family member, I've never been hit so hard by a death.
Why can't the Steelers just hire an impersonator?
This has to become a regular feature, btw.
Sounds from Cope's Cabana
http://www.networksandwebapplications.com/myron/cabana.html
I lived in Switzerland in the early 2000s, and the only way back then to know what was going on during games was to find an online audio stream of Cope and crew. They were all I had for three years, other than watching that stupid little football icon go back and forth across my screen to see down and distance.
I'm not from Pittsburgh, but during that time I grew very used to Myron's gravelly banter. Myron, people who have never even seen Pittsburgh miss you.
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