1.15.2009

Ravens Hate of the Day for Thursday



One of the delightful fictions Ravens fans like to spread, other than the one about them being a small cadre of loyal followers while the Steelers enjoy a bandwagon faithful, is that Steelers fans are somehow backwater hicks and Ratbird fans are really sophisticated city dwellers. Sure, the Steelers have some countrified backers, but I can assure you the ratio is no less pronounced among the Ratbird fans. Observe this guy. Going overboard with your Christmas lights is pretty much the hallmark of white trash, and this dude goes way the fuck overboard.

Let's face it, you're hard-pressed to find any Ravens fans living in Baltimore City. They play "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" during the 7th Inning Stretch at every fucking Orioles game. So, yeah, you Eastern Shore residents are the epitome of the slick urbane sensibility. In short, get fucked, you insecure assholes.

Also, Rod Woodson is pulling a Steve McNair and spurning the Ravens to be one of the honorary co-captains for the game Sunday.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, thats fucking awesome and you know it.

So is this: http://www.the700level.com/2009/01/dedicated-eagles-fans-paint-replica-field-in-their-back-yard.html#more

Also, fuck cities in general. All of them. Rockin' the suburbs like Ben Folds is the way me, you, and 90% of your readers do.

Christmas Ape said...

It looks retarded. And the music only makes it more so.

Anonymous said...

Here's a group of guys that believe the Baltimore suburbs "rock" as well.

http://www.baltimoreravens.com/People/Cheer/Male_Stunt_Team.aspx

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyMURKlfYyU

Spatula said...

I am appalled and offended by this post. This is grotesque and vile. This will not do. I want, ney, I demand far more hatred; you must provide me with more Ravens haterade.

Anonymous said...

This redneck owns a McMansion in Elicott City?

Can you say "foreclosure" boys and girls?

Pro-Hat Party said...

I agree. This hatred is not enough to satisfy the thirst you have given me with your previous posts. MORE HATE.

gamechump said...

Did someone try to sound hardcore and reference a Ben Fold's song?

"Yeah, you guys are fucking losers! Cities are lame! Where are my tampons?"

/inserts tampon in vagina

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

So wait, the Ravens fans waited until they made the playoffs to start traveling to see their team.


And then they start calling Steeler fans "bandwagon". There were 6 Raven fans in Heinz Field back in week 4. We've sold out away stadiums in 6-10 seasons.

Nashville Steeler Fan said...

"His time will come. He'll get his," Scott said of Ward. "He'll come across the middle one day and someone will hit him or take out his knee. The guy will be fined and [Ward] will be gone. No one will care. No one will even care. No one will send him any cards saying they're sorry. Not to that guy.

"You reap what you sow."

Bart then added," Sure i will be watching it from a prison day room, what's your point?"

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09016/942199-87.stm

Buck said...

I used to have some respect for Woodson, but seriously what the fuck is his problem? What a traitor.

Eddie B said...

wow great post. DC Steeler Nation hates Christmas now. You know who else hates christmas? Osama bin laden. Don't let the terrorists win!

Anonymous said...

No Eddie B, we just hate you

Eddie B said...

wow good one. back to the coal mine...your shift starts in a few minutes.

Vern said...

Yeah, that Pittsburgh is a coal mining town still kills to this day.

Eddie B said...

steel mine? paper mill? moonshine still?

Christmas Ape said...

Drug dealing? Whoring? Compiling nickles from recycling soda cans?

Ah, the industries of Baltimore.

Eddie B said...

you forgot selling white tee shirts.

Anonymous said...

Not sure why Ape gets offended at hating on the city of PGH when he has absolutely nothing to do with it besides the Steelers. According to this blog, they're the DC Steelers anyway.

Christmas Ape said...

Not sure Baltimore fans have nothing to say but hate on me.

The fan club's name is DC Steeler Nation, as in the DC outpost of Steelers fans. And the blog was started because people in the club asked me to do it.

But let's talk about you, chickenshit anonymous commenter.

Spatula said...

I'm fascinated by the fact that Ravens fans only post between the hours of 9:00 am and 12:15 pm. Is that when they have their work release?