Joe Flacco is not Joe Cool.
Ravens fans and diptards in the media (Dierdorf) would seem to argue this point, however, given how much the moniker is popping up the last few weeks.
Fine, I will concede the unibrowed one is having a fine rookie season. He has more playoff wins than Ben did his rookie year. He might even go to or win a Super Bowl.
This does not change the fact that Joe Flacco is not Joe Cool.
That's because Joe Montana is Joe Cool. Flacco can usurp the title once he's won five or so Lombardi Trophies. Until then, stop stealing other people's nicknames, Bawlmer fuckwits. Seriously, come up with something on your own. You managed to get the purple camo thing as a signature atrocity. Dip into that well of originality and see what comes to you.
P.S. And don't try to tell me Orioles pitcher Ben McDonald was once called Big Ben, so Roethlisberger's handle is a copy of his, because no one now or ever has given a locally harvested shit about Ben McDonald.
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Ben McDonald
i dare someone
I call him "Laura Ingraham". Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny...they could be sisters!
I thought Peyton and Eli looked like retards, but this pic of Flacco makes me want to reassess those other two feebs.
Everytime Flacco gets under center I keep thinking that Bert (Sesame Street) finally grew up and can play football.
Harrison or Woodley needs to hold him down while someone shaves that fucking unibrow off his head.
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That douchebag who beat Kimbo Slice uses the nickname Silverback? Are you kidding me? And listen to why he calls himself that:
PRO MMA: So where did the nickname “The Silverback” come from?
Seth: (laughter) Do you want the truth or do you want the one that I make up?
PRO MMA: No, I want the truth dude.
Seth: Well there’s a couple actually. The one is when I’m really tired in grappling I walk on my knuckles and knees and my belly kind of sticks out. People call me pasta belly as well so I’m known to have a protruding belly so when I walk on my hands and knees going from person-to-person in grappling on my knuckles and knees it looks like I’m a silverback gorilla crawling around on the ground. The other one, well a lot of people don’t know this but the silverback actually has the smallest penis-to-body ratio in the animal kingdom so I don’t like to say that that’s one of the main reasons why but it’s probably the main reason.
You gotta be shitting me
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