"Where I'm Going, I Won't Need Road Beers"

New Benstonium Burghability video. Chuckleworthy stuff, though the concept is a slight quibble for me. If you die because you were sloppy drunk and rowdy from only drinking IC Lights, perhaps you had it coming. God just wants to thin lightweights from the herd. And if a girl pukes on your Lawrence Timmons jersey, that's just her subtle way of saying you should get a Keyaron Fox jersey.